Heya, Momma Dragon! You haven’t seen my left eyebrow have you? Last I spotted it, it was running off with a giant, hairy wildebeest and rambling on about elderberry wine and purple spotted elephants. Honestly, I’m a bit worried abo… Ooooooo look at you, nice corset! I think I need one of tho… OH WAIT! *peers down at herself*
I’m not even going to ask how you got yourself into that corset so quickly, Jen…but I’m glad you did, because now we can demonstrate to everyone how lemonade should be sold! This freshly squeezed goodness needs the dedication only creatures in corsets can give. And maybe along the way we’ll distract everyone from wondering where we’ve been for the last few months. I’m not entirely sure just what to do about that missing eyebrow, though. Did you ask that orange ostrich back there? He looks like he’s hiding something…
OMFG! FERDINAND! You get your feathered arse back here you foul fiend! I NEED THAT BROW! *grabs flamethrower and runs*
Hang on, Jen- oh, silly stepdemon. If you need a flamethrower, I’m right here! Just be careful not to set anything else on fire back there, okay?
That’s all for now folks! We wish you happy shopping! We’ll be back again soon, HONEST! *grabs her stepmother and runs* I’m gonna roast and toast those feathers!!!
(Disclaimer: While it may seem like we are off our rockers, the truth of the matter is we are completely freaking nuts. True story.)
Credits:
Corsets from Deviance by Surreal Leshelle
Pose from !bang by Trieste Minuet
Lemonade Stand from What Next by Winter Thorn
Bustier from Sn@tch by Ivey Deschanel
Jen wears:
Skin from Adam n Eve by Sachi Vixen
Hair from Truth by Truth Hawks
Eyeshadow from Mock Cosmetics by Mocksoup Graves
Lipstick from Essences by Inka Mexicola
Bracelet from Cae by Caelan Hancroft
Rose Wreath from Illusions by Siyu Suen
Mesh Hands from Slink by Siddean Munro
Pants from Sn@tch by Ivey Deschanel
Eyelashes from Gaeline Creations by Gael Streeter
Eyes from Poetic Colors by Lano Ling
Tessa wears:
Skin from LAQ by Mallory Cowen
Hair from Dura by Chiaki Xue
Makeup Mock Cosmetics by Mocksoup Graves
Pants from Soul by Sln Cascarino
Eyes from Insufferable Dastard by Audrey Lamede
Eyelashes from Miamai by Monica Outlander
Sometimes life throws you crazy curveballs, ones that smack you in the head out of nowhere and leave you wondering what in the blazes happened. Times like those, I find myself ever so fortunate to have someone there to catch me and pull me out of the fall. With a rocky start my year is rolling, but it’s a happy roll thanks to the other nut in my shell. So here’s to a new year full of health and happiness, and full of all the laughter and tears I will certainly be sharing with my beloved bestie. Here’s to 2013, which will with no doubt be filled with shopping and nuttery and so many giggles. It will be full of everything that makes life worth it, it will be full of my dearest friend. Now everyone hide and be really quiet, she doesn’t know I’m doing this. I promise you’ll see the two of us again soon with the things that make us go HELLO YES!
The happiest of New Years to you all.
Quickie Credits
Dresses from coldLogic by coldLogic
Pose from Adorkable by Adorkable Peapod
Tessa’s hair from Dura by Chiaki Xue
Deirdre’s hair from Wasabi Pills by MissAllSunday Lemon
Deirdre’s skin from Belleza by Tricky Boucher
Tessa’s skin from LAQ by Mallory Cowen
Boots from SLink by Siddean Munro
Oooh Jeni, it’s December twenty-first now…I can’t look! You’re braver than I am, do you want to poke your pretty pixel head out and see if the world is still there?
*steps outside and doesn’t utter a word, instead bursting into a fit of delighted cackling*
He did it! The Doctor did it! He saved the world AGAIN! Ah, I knew he would…but where did he go? Well, drat. Here we are, all dressed up with no timelord to impress.
You know, we could always hunt him down… tie him up… have our w… OH HEY LOOK! Shiny! *slides around on the ice* ANYWAYS, we could always just use all this glorious snow to celebrate this new day and make very own scrumptious snowtimelordgypsydemondragonman! Whatcha think? Can we can we hmmm? Or… we could go shopping.
A snowtimelordgyp…oh my. My my my. Jeni, your mind works in mysterious ways and I think I like them! Sure, we can build whatever we want- seeing as how The Doctor proved those wacky Mayans wrong, I say we’re free and clear to do whatever we want now. And that includes frolicking in the snow in cute little dresses and sharp pointy boots!
You know, this gives me a most brilliant idea! *smiles and scoops up a delightful handful of snow, casually stuffing it down Naomi’s cute little dress* AND BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME… I had to do it, it was logical… and cold… I SWEARS!
HEY, LADY! No swearing, now- this is a viewer-friendly blog, remember? Now, hold still while I drop this icicle down the back of your dress.
Oh you better believe I’m being friendly to the viewers, especially that scrumptious Dale… who may or may not have paid me to stuff snow down your dress. *turns and willingly offers up her back* You just want a good peek at the perfection that is my arse, I know how you think.
Ah, you know me SNOW well, my dear! What do you say we get to creating that snowdude now?
Yes, first we snow the dude, then we go shopping. ALL THE SHOPPINGS! I’ll start with the balls, you find the nose! *waves a merry farewell*
Dresses from coldLogic by coldlogic
Boots from Schadenfreude by Allegory Malaprop
Makeups from Mock Cosmetics by Mocksoup Graves
Eyes (all four of them!) from Poetic Colors by Lano Ling
Lashes (and Jen’s jewelry) from Maxi Gossamer by…well hey, Maxi Gossamer
Naomi’s earrings from Dark Mouse by Mouse Mimistrobell (store is closed. le’sigh.)
Antlers from Clemmm by Clem Velinov
Naomi’s hair from elikatira by Elikapika Tiramisu
Jen’s hair from Exile by Kavar Cleanslate
Naomi’s skin from Mynerva by Rhapzody Wilde
Jen’s skin from Glam Affair by Aida Ewing
Poses from Embody by Lucie Bluebird
TARDIS from East Coast Custom Designs by Baku Jarvinen (former hunt prize, sadly no longer available)
Wintery wonderland (snow and all!) from 3D Trees by Nadine Reverie
Pssst! Hey you over there. Yes, you! C’mere! I’ve a friend I want you to meet. I think you’ll really like her.
Hmm, what’s that? Who am I? Oh! I’m Jenica, but you can call me Jen if you’d like. I’m half of the whole that makes up something new and fun. See that pretty girl over there? She’s the other half, two nuts in a shell we are, you see… That’s Naomi, she’s the one I want you to meet. HEY NAOMI! Get over here!
OH HEY! Hi everyone, I’m Naomi. I see you’ve already met the ever so lovely Jenica. That’s good! Introductions are done, so we can now get down to the serious business of telling you all why we’re here! ..what? We can be serious. Honest!
*stifles a fit of giggles* We are serious us! Now… where’d I leave the rum? Ah blazes, hold on a sec. Here, look at this picture of our adorable behinds while I find it, eh? Naomi, do you remember where I left the rum? THIS IS SERIOUS STUFFS!
Why is the rum ALWAYS GONE? Seriously! Oh wait, is that a picture of our sculpted tushies? That’s almost enough to make me forget that the RUM IS GONE…almost. But it does make for a nice segue! Would now be a good time to say HELLO YES, Jeni dear?
Hell the fu… I mean HELLO YES! *spots an errant rum bottle and holds it close* So! This is Hello Yes SL, and this will be… well our playground of sorts. We’ll be inviting you all to join us as we share the things in Second Life that give us joy, smiles and giggles… the things that make us wow, the things that just crack us right up. And I promise to get you all lotsa pictures of Naomi’s rump, oh yes!
That’s exactly right- the stuff about us inviting you to share in our nuttiness, I mean, not the part about Jen taking pictures of my rump, I mean. Wait…hey Jen, put that camera down!
LE’GASP! Me? Put my camera down? Surely you jest! NEVAH! *surreptitiously sneaks another scintillating snap* So the lot of you should stay tuned and whatnot, cause we’ll be back showing off more pretties like the ones you see in these pictures here. And for the record, notice how well we match? So not planned. That’s the POWER OF BESTIES! BESTIE POWER ACTIVATE!
SEE YOU ALL SOON! SAME NUTTY TIME, SAME NUTTY CHANNEL!
Hair from Elikatira by Elikapeka Tiramisu
Jeans from Sn@tch by Ivey Deschanel
Poses from Glitterati by Katey Coppola
Shoes from Urban Bomb Unit by Coke Dreadlow
Eyes from Insufferable Dastard by Audrey Lamede
Jewelry/eyelashes from Maxi Gossamer by Maxi Gossamer
Jen’s skin from Glam Affair by Aida Ewing
Naomi’s skin from Mynerva by Rhapzody Wilde
Jen’s shirt from Sn@tch by Ivey Deschanel
Naomi’s shirt from The Plastik by Aikea Rieko
Hello Yes SL 